[00:00:00.00] - Intro

[00:01:29.25] - Hello to The Seven

[00:03:35.00] - Every Month Is A Once-In-A-Lifetime Event

[00:04:58.14] - The Secret To A Great Year - https://www.linkedin.com/posts/mlharris31_you-know-the-year-is-starting-out-great-when-activity-7280348895086305280---nd?utm_source=share&utm_medium=member_desktop

[00:09:16.29] - Invisible (Real) People

[00:12:11.06] - AI Comments, Leeches, and Implications

[00:16:01.10] - Saving and Spending Time

[00:18:22.15] - We’re Six Months Behind Because of Balatro

[00:19:32.25] - AI Fakery

[00:23:27.03] - Chasing the Endorphin Dragon

[00:25:14.13] - We’re Back

"If you’re using AI to replace you, if you’re showing up to a place that didn’t ask you to come, you’re a leech."

"Saving time is wonderful, but what are you doing with the time you’re saving?"

"One like or one comment from the right relationship can do more for your business than fake likes from 100 people."

"We can get excited about technology and platforms, but we have to be more than the tools we use."

In today's episode we give fair warning about Scott's new car habit. Hint: It involves braying. We also talk about the Amazon convenience store; Burger King's super fresh ad campaign; Disney and the PTA; a birthday party with a very specific Target; and when you've had enough of Yelp. All this and more!

In today's episode we talk about how Charmin is making the dream a reality. We also talk about standards for phone chargers; how Sonos is making up for a big oops; and incredibly fraudulent ways you can hack your mattress experience. All this and more!

In today's episode we go totally inappropriate. From birthday party issues, to "get out of jail free" cards, less than beauitufl beauty influencers, to IG job interview shaming. All this and more!

In today's episode we talk about some under the radar jackassery. We talk about voicemail pro-tips; Purple Bricks and their fake reviews; why lawyers often have drinking problems; and how Taco Bell is leading the way in managerial retention. All this and more!

In today's episode we go completely romantic... with lots of non romantic stories. We talk about ABBA's tax law situation; how angels get fired; Target, Trolls, and Tori's; and just what are IDBs? All this and more!

In today's episode we induct a new member into the Jackass Hall of Fame. We also talk about an UberPassenger; why it should be called Waffle Home; a hospital's Wall of Shame; and an app that lets you shame companies. Weird. All this and more!

In today's episode we serve up some premeditated jackassery loaded with trans fats and sugar. We talk about a record number of complaint calls; self-checkout machines and shoplifting; unconditional sincerity; and the creepiest magic mirror of all time. All this and more!