Hi besties! Were we in your 2024 spotify wrapped? If not, you have your work cut out for you in 2025 ;) Let's catch up: Britt is obsessed with the New Balance X Miu Miu collab and Chris is gobbling up as many hair care tiktoks he can before the app gets BANNED? WTF. Pop culture is unhinged lately: Selena and Benny got engaged during a Taco Bell photo shoot (if you were going to doordash taco bell right now, what would you order?), Justin Timberlake’s wardrobe malfunction revealed a very small secret we never wanted to learn about, Kim K broke her foot and is still wearing heels to work, and Hallie Batchelder launched a spicy new podcast! Go listen to it now :) We love you—stay dry, stay hydrated, and Happy New YEAR! PS. Being delusional is a necessity in life.

Hi besties! We’ve been drowning in a Bay Area atmospheric river, but we’re back…and Chris bought 3 vintage purses in one week. If the add to cart button was a person it would be Chris. Meanwhile, Brittany has a Solidcore addiction. We’re also excited about the Coachella lineup dropping early and weirded out by Kim K holding hands with a Tesla robot. Plus, a serious PSA to the Marina SF girlies: stay safe! There are reports of a woman resembling the creepy character from Smile attacking girls leaving Balboa Cafe. Walk with friends when you're going out! We love you! xx

Hey Flamers! Your favorite thot daughter and gay son are BACK ready to spill the tea! First up, Brit had a Fleet Week party and the vibes were perfection!️ Chris is so excited for the Sweat Tour, and Brit somehow turned Troye bisexual with her manifestation skills. We’re deep into fantasy football and it's so EMOTIONAL. Have you tried pickle juice in Coke? It's gunna be a no for us. Also, is anyone else surprised that Call Her Daddy Fans are mad at Mamala? They probably all have bad breath. Take a tic tac and chill babies. We love you! XX B&C