Episodes

  • #099: Red Blooded

    #099: Red Blooded
    Aug 4 2023
    Dave gives advice on what NOT to do when cancelling plans, escaping a SiriusXM trial, which TV dads would vote for Trump or Biden, how every kid has a traumatizing hamster story, stealing furniture from venues that owe you money, and the Nickelback documentary. Sponsor: HelloFresh.com/VALLEYBOYS50 and and use code VALLEYBOYS50 for 50% off plus free shipping!
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    35 mins
  • #098: FLORIDA MAN!!!

    #098: FLORIDA MAN!!!
    Jul 28 2023
    In what is technically the 100th episode, Dave goes through some of the wildest FLORIDA MAN news stories. Meth, nudity, alligators, and a whole lot of booze.    sponsor: EVERYPLATE: go to https://everyplate.com/podcast and entering code valleyboys49 to get started for just $1.49
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    30 mins
  • #097: Lousy Fornicators

    #097: Lousy Fornicators
    Jul 21 2023
    Dave describes a recent encounter of people doing their nasty business in broad day light public, DoorDash creeps, and how to handle your women stinking up the bathroom Sponsor: FACTOR MEALS: head to http://factormeals.com/valleyboys50 for 50% off your first box
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    26 mins
  • #096: Instant Gratification Doesn’t Come Fast Enough

    #096: Instant Gratification Doesn’t Come Fast Enough
    Jul 14 2023
    Dave talks about why he doesn't go to parties at famous people's houses, a disastrous story where he was invited to try out for a school hockey team because they confused him with an NHL prospect, and voting against your own interests to stick it to the libs.  SPONSOR: FACTOR MEALS go to https://factormeals.com/valleyboys50 or use code VALLEYBOYS50 for 50% off your first box
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    29 mins
  • #095: Ugly Guy Summer

    #095: Ugly Guy Summer
    Jun 30 2023
    Dave gets into an Uber driver randomly spurring her right wing beliefs like it's a game of bingo, road trips in the 90s, how we've all been the accidental creep, and why you shouldn't drunk dial past age 30 Sponsor: Order your own pair of DUER’s – the world’s most comfortable pants! Get 15% off sitewide at https://www.shopduer.com when you use promo code VALLEYBOYS Factor - Factormeals.com/valleyboys50 to get 50% off your first box.
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    26 mins
  • #094: It Gets Worse Before It Gets Worse

    #094: It Gets Worse Before It Gets Worse
    Jun 9 2023
    Dave talks about the Disney Adult's cousin the Vegas Voyager, religions had logos someone had to design, judging someone based on their name, and the glory days of flip phones and MySpace SPONSORS: DUER: Order your own pair of DUER’s – the world’s most comfortable pants! Get 15% off sitewide at https://www.shopduer.com when you use promo code VALLEYBOYS MANSCAPED: Get 20% plus free shipping at https://manscaped.com/valleyboys
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    26 mins
  • #093: What's A Fart To The Man Who Shat Himself

    #093: What's A Fart To The Man Who Shat Himself
    May 26 2023
    Dave plots a sickening way to get revenge on a rental increase, his hatred for Trader Joe's, and makes a list of the type of guys who "whip out their hog" at inappropriate times SPONSOR: FACTOR - go to https://factormeals.com/valleyboys50 to get 50% off your first box
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    34 mins
  • #092: Everyone In LA Does Cocaine

    #092: Everyone In LA Does Cocaine
    May 6 2023
    Dave talks about his engaged friends who met while doing cocaine together, the Kardashians farting in jars, feral barn cats, low standards of small town celebrities, and Dry May
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    25 mins