Episodes

  • Tom's New Obsession w/ Brian Simpson | Your Mom's House Ep. 777

    Tom's New Obsession w/ Brian Simpson | Your Mom's House Ep. 777
    Sep 18 2024
    SPONSORS: - If you want to get in on the delicious protein-packed nutrition today, head to https://Orgain.com/YMH and use code YMH for 20% off your order. - Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code YMH at checkout--just pay $5 shipping. Visit https://BlueChew.com for more details and important safety information. - Try VIIA Hemp! https://bit.ly/viiaymh and use code YMH! This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by comedian and advice champ, Brian Simpson! Tommy Bunz and Baby Face Brian have a lot to talk about this week, as Tina is suspiciously silent once again. Tom opens the show with a clip of some women on a retreat screaming and yelling about something. Not sure what, I wasn't really paying attention. After that they check out some clips of other white women doing white women stuff, one of which is excited about some black singers and the other who does not match the voice she speaks with. Next, Tom introduces Brian to his latest obsession, a content creator who goes by many names, but we will refer to him simply as Fancy Chef! Fancy Chef really needs to be seen to believed, not even joking. I mean, it has to be a bit, right? Chime on how legitimate you think this is below. Tom and Brian also get into some emails and Brian dishes out some solid advice for the concerned listeners. They also check out some horrible or hilarious clips, some clips of really cool guys doing really cool stuff, do some master of accents, and much more! This one feels like a real classic YMH, so try it out. Your Mom’s House Ep. 777 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 19 mins
  • The Biggest Piece In Comedy w/Greg Fitzsimmons | Your Mom's House Ep. 776

    The Biggest Piece In Comedy w/Greg Fitzsimmons | Your Mom's House Ep. 776
    Sep 11 2024
    Check out Greg's new special "You Know Me" on YouTube SPONSORS: - Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. - Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/momshouse, all lowercase This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by comedian Greg Fitzsimmons! Tom and Greg speculate who's got the biggest piece of hardware in the comedy world, a discussion that renders Christina speechless! Tom and Greg also talk about how to make touring more fun, the aspects of British comedy that cannot be copied for American audiences, and keeping fresh by watching younger comics. They also talk about getting residual checks for bit parts, the best comedy towns, the Friars Club, shooting some serious rope, sleeping with siblings friends, and Greg shares an intimate story about getting milk from the source. Your Mom’s House Ep. 776 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 12 mins
  • How To Win A Fight In A Comedy Club w/ Ali Siddiq | Your Mom's House Ep. 775

    How To Win A Fight In A Comedy Club w/ Ali Siddiq | Your Mom's House Ep. 775
    Sep 4 2024
    SPONSORS: - Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by comedian Ali Siddiq! Christine is once again surprisingly silent this week, so Tom does all the talking. Tom and Ali talk about how Ali went from a prison cell to comedy clubs and giant theaters. Tom also gets the surprising reason why Ali's arm is in a sling and hears the dramatic story that came from that same incident. They also discuss the concept of athlete's "playing hurt", fighting in comedy clubs, scared straight, the boredom created behind bars, street smarts, the big ass city of Houston, and so much more! Your Mom’s House Ep. 775 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 47 mins
  • Matt Rife's Fans Send Him CRAZY Sh*t | Your Mom's House Ep. 774

    Matt Rife's Fans Send Him CRAZY Sh*t | Your Mom's House Ep. 774
    Aug 28 2024
    SPONSORS: - Visit https://coorslight.com/summermusic to see how Coors Light can amplify your summer. And be sure to keep an eye out on Coors Light’s social handles and https://coorslightbackstagesixpack.com all summer long for the drops. - Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM - Right now, get up to 60% off your Babbel subscription at https://Babbel.com/YMH This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by comedian Matt Rife! Christine is surprisingly silent, so Tom takes the reigns and leads the conversation with Matt. The two talk about dream interpretations, body fat numbers, huge dumps, uncrustables, and taking ED medication before athletic activity. An opening clip comes eventually and Tom continues the conversation with Matt about hairy stuff, hand stuff, neat stuff, and slick stuff. They also talk about Matt's interest in ghost hunting, peeners on statues, weird things fans have gifted Matt, and a tribute to a classic drop. This is democracy manifest! Your Mom’s House Ep. 774 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 14 mins
  • Replacing Christina w/ Duncan Trussell | Your Mom's House Ep. 773

    Replacing Christina w/ Duncan Trussell | Your Mom's House Ep. 773
    Aug 21 2024
    SPONSORS: - You gotta check out the new softside Luggage from Away. Head on over to https://awaytravel.com/ymh - Head to https://www.squarespace.com/MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code MOM This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, there's a new mommy on the block! Tom opens the show test driving New Christine and she (and Tom) couldn't be happier for her to be on the show! OG Christina appears for a proper show opening as Tom indulges her with a clip of a cool guy who's hungry for some booty. Christina updates us on her treatment and shows off her much smaller chest in the process. The ta-ta's are still in progress though, so stay tuned. She also shares stories of some disappearing hamsters and checks out some comments from fans showing some love and support. Duncan Trussell makes his return to Studio Jeans and he's looking fresh. He credits this to his recent life-changing shaming rituals. He rants about babies being too soft, how sleeping on hard surfaces makes stronger people, the weaknesses of men's retreats, and the glory of the Double Soul Shaman. New Christine has some thoughts about Duncan, while Tom and Christina pick his brain about death by intercourse and vanilla search histories, plus they share some of Christina's wonderful curations, and much more! Your Mom’s House Ep. 773 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 28 mins
  • #FartGate2024: CASE CLOSED | Your Mom's House Ep. 772

    #FartGate2024: CASE CLOSED | Your Mom's House Ep. 772
    Aug 14 2024
    SPONSORS: - Get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save at https://policygenius.com/YMH - Sign up for a one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://shopify.com/momshouse This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, the Main Mommies are flying solo and Tim and Tina are feeling good. Tom's been really into a Phil Spector true crime documentary and his many court room wigs. We open the show with another clip from the "smoothly, slowly, gently" guy, before revisiting #FartGate2024 and possibly coming to a conclusion on it too. Tom also reads an email about a new type of airtight, they debate which Olympic athletes are the most bangable, talk some trash about pickleball, peek at the dark side of IG, plus some Toks, and much more! Your Mom’s House Ep. 772 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 26 mins
  • Gallery of BOOBS w/ Chad Daniels | Your Mom's House Ep. 771

    Gallery of BOOBS w/ Chad Daniels | Your Mom's House Ep. 771
    Aug 7 2024
    SPONSORS: -Get $80 off your first month with promo code SPACE80 at https://Talkspace.com/MOM This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tina and Tom are transitioning! Tom wants to be smoother and Tina wants to grow a big, meaty, Dwayne Johnson. They share a story about a eye-opening shower they had together recently, before Christina updates the rest of the mommies on the progress she's made treating her tit cancer. Tom opens this show with a really cool guy who's in a committed relationship with his hands and keeps the clips coming as he cheers up Christina with some incredible drops. Christina and Tom welcome comedian Chad Daniels to the Mommy Dome. The trio talk about Chad's new special, enjoying time off, dad stuff, and the anxiety of always waiting for the other shoe to drop. They also discuss Prince, guidance counselors, Tom's new hobby, before Tom introduces Chad to recent favorites Goblin Head and Baby Head. Chad also experiences some Horrible or Hilarious and the TikTok gauntlet known as Christina's Curations! Your Mom’s House Ep. 771 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 45 mins
  • Christina Has Tit Cancer | Your Mom's House Ep. 770

    Christina Has Tit Cancer | Your Mom's House Ep. 770
    Jul 31 2024
    SPONSORS: -Amplify your chill this summer with Coors Light. Choose Chill. Choose Coors Light. Go to http://coorslight.com/summermusic -Get up to 60% off your Babbel subscription - but only for our listeners - at https://Babbel.com/YMH This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, the Main Mommies are back from IT-ly and brought fond memories to share with all of us. After that Christina shares some super serious not so chill news that's going to shake the YMH universe to its core, mommy has the breast cancer. It was caught early and its a whole thing so I'll let Christina tell you the rest from there. Tim and Kristin also get a Tony Johns update, check out some more evidence from #FartGate2024, indulge in Magic Johnson's summer vacation pics, watch some TikToks, and as always keep them jeans high and muthafuggen tight! Your Mom’s House Ep. 770 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 45 mins