Welcome to SEASON TWO of rabbitHOLE!!!

Please resolve to listen and share every episode (please, please, pretty please)!

Today's Holes:

• Stuff Astronauts Like
• Accentuating the Positive
• Faking Your Religion

BIT Founder/Director/Leader BILLY MERRITT takes the helm by painting a vivid and endlessly hilarious picture of Florida's "SPACE COAST." Please help us answer the age-old question, "How many TIKI BARS are too many?"

Jason shares "letters from Gramps" about stick-to-it-iveness. Brett reminisces about accidentally reciting a sexist passage from an H.R. Hubbard book his Mom gave him.

Deema confesses to faking his way through religious rituals to keep peace in the family until he can't take it anymore. Once he declares his authentic belief (or disbelief in his case), his father accuses him of being a communist, and everything goes back to normal. Thea confesses to participating in a religious rite of passage only for the money gifts. DO NOT judge her!

APOLOGIES: NASA, Tang, Scatting, the planets Mars, Venus, and Penis, the Astronauts Buzz Aldrin, Neil Armstrong, and Matt, the professions of bartender, doctor, and lawyer, Elon Musk, mermaids, all organized religions, women, tigers, Bing Crosby, the GRAMMYs, and the entire Hubbard family.

As always, rabbitHOLE is unscripted and inspired by the CREW's real-life rabbit hole adventures.

If you enjoy rabbitHOLE, follow, rate, and share it with your friends!

DIRECTOR/CREATOR: Billy Merritt
CAST:

• Konrad Andrew
• Amber Bellsdale
• Luke Bovard
• Hill Kane
• Brent Kohler
• Deema Lazar
• Laura Powell
• Don Slovin
• Jason Spiro
• Thea Marie Thorkildsen
• Katya Vasilaky
• Flannery Wilson

"rabbitHOLE" Improv is part of The BIT Comedy Network.

Production Assistance, Audio Production, & Graphic Art by Hill Kane of Raising Kane Media + Marketing.

MUSIC: "Shark Bait" performed by Little Kahunas | Produced by Peter Miller ©

Hosting Platform: Libsyn.com

"The BIT" and "The BIT Comedy Network" are Trademarks owned by Billy Merritt
©2025 Billy Merritt - All Rights Reserved
Inquiries + Notices + Requests: TheBitComedyNetwork@gmail.com

Welcome to rabbitHOLE's Season One Finale/New Year's Eve Bonus Episode. The last rabbit holes of 2024 include:

• Archaic Japanese Crime Families
• Theater Hopping + Line Cutting
• Pickleball Gangs
• Bee Keeping Age

Konrad visits Kobe, Japan, and delves into the very expensive (and ultra-marbled) beef for which it is known. He discovers the "real Kobe's" criminal underbelly with its aging membership and inevitable demise. Laura admits to working at a movie theater and infers that if you are cool about it, hopping from theater to theater MIGHT be tolerated. Hill may disagree, but we can all agree that Jason's dad was a line hopper and that's NOT okay! Is "Bee Keeping Age" a new colloquialism for "person of a certain age?"

The answers you seek lie within this episode.

APOLOGIES: The Yakuza "Social Network," Shakshuka, World History (specifically the Greek and Roman Empiracal eras, Hill's Dad + Jason's Dad, Movie Theaters, the United Nations (again), Pickleball, Pickling, Beekeeping, Circuses, Lions, Tigers, Ligers, Sovereign Citizens, and a few others we probably forgot to mention.

As always, rabbitHOLE is unscripted and inspired by the CREW's real-life rabbit hole adventures.

If you enjoy rabbitHOLE, follow, rate, and share it with your friends!

DIRECTOR/CREATOR: Billy Merritt
CAST:

• Konrad Andrew
• Amber Bellsdale
• Luke Bovard
• Hill Kane
• Brent Kohler
• Deema Lazar
• Laura Powell
• Don Slovin
• Jason Spiro
• Thea Marie Thorkildsen
• Katya Vasilaky
• Flannery Wilson

"rabbitHOLE" Improv is part of The BIT Comedy Network.

Production Assistance, Audio Production & Graphics/Art by Hill Kane of Raising Kane Media + Marketing.

Additional Editing Support: KID Adam

MUSIC: "Shark Bait" performed by Little Kahunas | Produced by Peter Miller ©

Hosting Platform: Libsyn.com

"The BIT" and "The BIT Comedy Network" are Trademarks owned by Billy Merritt
© 2024/2025 Billy Merritt - All Rights Reserved
Inquiries + Notices + Requests: TheBitComedyNetwork@gmail.com

In rabbitHOLE's eighth episode, the BIT CREW heads down some interesting holes, including:

• Charlie Chaplin
• Fabric Power Rankings
• Mascot Abuse
• The Great Muppet Caper

Luke starts us off with a twisty tale beginning with the 1089 albums you must listen to before you die, (Anyone else a fan of Ogden Nuts Gone Flake? What about Stanley Unwin? Nope? Maybe?) a visit to the GOON SHOW, and then some forgotten facts about the Little Tramp. We also learned that Jason may or may not have a fabric fetish. Multiple cast members suffered physical abuse from mean kids when wearing mascot costumes. Flannery attempts to get ANIMAL (the Muppet) the recognition he deserves. Brent reveals his favorite movie is indeed the Great Muppet Caper and proceeds to BIT-splain Dr. Teeth and the Mayhem.

It's a wild ride - we're glad you're on it with us.

APOLOGIES: Sweeden (once again), non-angry poets, Burlap to Cashmere (a real band), Banana Republic (sponsor us?), the colors purple and bone, Hanes, cotton, suede, WhiteCastle, Poutine, Canada, beat poets, the Easter Bunny, cheese sandwiches, and whoever should have been on this list but was inadvertently omitted.

As always, rabbitHOLE is unscripted and inspired by the CREW's real-life rabbit hole adventures.

If you enjoy rabbitHOLE, follow, rate, and share it with your friends!

DIRECTOR/CREATOR: Billy Merritt

CAST:

• Konrad Andrew
• Terry Armstrong
• Sabrina Kim Banes
• Amber Bellsdale
• Luke Bovard
• Hill Kane
• Brent Kohler
• Don Slovin
• Jason Spiro
• Lisa Steckman
• Thea Marie Thorkildsen
• Flannery Wilson

"rabbitHOLE" Improv is part of The BIT Comedy Network.

Production Assistance, Audio Production & Graphics/Art by Hill Kane of Raising Kane Media + Marketing.

MUSIC: "Shark Bait" performed by Little Kahunas | Produced by Peter Miller ©

Hosting Platform: Libsyn.com

"The BIT" and "The BIT Comedy Network" are Trademarks owned by Billy Merritt
© 2024 Billy Merritt - All Rights Reserved
Inquiries + Notices + Requests: TheBitComedyNetwork@gmail.com

In rabbitHOLE's seventh episode, the BIT CREW heads down some interesting holes, including:

• Freddie Mercury + Queen
• Skinny Jeans
• Dancing Raisins Recitals

Katya explains how she grew up in a pop culture void and only recently educated herself on the band Queen and its frontman. The troupe has a lively discussion on who should and should NOT wear skinny jeans. (I was today years old when I learned that women's pockets are smaller than men's pockets.) Amber relives a minor childhood trauma of performing in a dance recital at a county fair dressed as a raisin - except the homemade costumes didn't really look like raisins - and being stuck at the top of the Ferris wheel.

So funny!

APOLOGIES: Madonna, Michael Jackson, NASA, History Teachers, Queen Elizabeth II, the California Dancing Raisins, Bank Robbers, Carnies, Carberators (aka corroborators), Buckingham Palace, the poop emoji, and anyone with extremely long testicles.

Sorry, not sorry: Skinny Jeans and Serial Killers

As always, rabbitHOLE is unscripted and inspired by the CREW's real-life rabbit hole adventures.

If you enjoy rabbitHOLE, follow, rate, and share rabbitHOLE with your friends!

DIRECTOR/CREATOR: Billy Merritt

CAST:

• Dean Aisles
• Konrad Andrew
• Sabrina Kim Banes
• Amber Bellsdale
• Luke Bovard
• Hill Kane
• Deema Lazar
• Thea Marie Thorkildsen
• Katya Vasilaky
• Flannery Wilson

"rabbitHOLE" Improv is part of The BIT Comedy Network.

Production Assistance, Audio Production & Graphics/Art by Hill Kane of Raising Kane Media + Marketing.

MUSIC: "Shark Bait" performed by Little Kahunas | Produced by Peter Miller ©

Hosting Platform: Libsyn.com

"The BIT" and "The BIT Comedy Network" are Trademarks owned by Billy Merritt
© 2024 Billy Merritt - All Rights Reserved
Inquiries + Notices + Requests: TheBitComedyNetwork@gmail.com

This is a BONUS Spooky Season episode of rabbitHOLE.

It's only fitting to start with a cast member's haunting story*. Of course, in proper rabbitHOLE form, the BIT CREW A-Zs it to dead animal furniture.

In episode six, you'll hear about hauntings, signs from beyond the grave, random appearances in rap videos, ironic award show categories, daytime dance clubs, over-caffeinated dates, New Ikea, talking furniture, and approval seeking.

TLDR Version: Always confirm muffin ingredients. IYKYK

As always, rabbitHOLE is unscripted and inspired by the CREW's real-life rabbit hole adventures.

If you enjoy rabbitHOLE, follow, rate, and share rabbitHOLE with your friends!

APOLOGIES: Ikea (yet again), the OSCARS®, the GRAMMYS®, Insane Clown Posse, caffeine, Heinz Ketchup, Belle & Sebastian, IMDb, Sally Field, Basements, Pharrell Williams, Tufted Titmice, Dead Pets, Hill's Dad, Fear Factor, and the Williamsburg Co-op (if there is such a thing).

BONUS NOTE!
About Aleister Crowley - by Sabrina Kim Banes

Aleister Crowley was an English occultist, ceremonial magician, writer, and mountaineer who lived from 1875 to 1947. He led the international magical society Ordo Templi Orientis, and his grasp of occult knowledge was second to none. He created his own religion, Thelema, whose teachings are contained in The Book Of the Law — and yes, the Gnostic Mass really does involve consuming trace amounts of bodily fluids.

Crowley's Tarot deck, the Thoth deck, which he co-created with Lady Frieda Harris, is known to this day as one of the most powerful and beautiful in existence.

Nowadays, people remember Crowley as a sort of early 20th-century edgelord who wrote inflammatory poetry and encouraged people to do drugs and have lots of sex. Some say he drove all his partners mad. But his greatest esoteric teaching, "Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law," continues to endure within occult circles.

If you want to read more about him you should check out Perdurabo: The Life of Aleister Crowley by Richard Kaczynski. Not a reader? You can learn a little about some of the wild hijinks of the OTO's Agape Lodge (and the life of Jack Parsons) from the television series Strange Angel.

All errors included here are the sole responsibility of Sabrina Kim Banes! Thanks for reading, and happy spooky season!

DIRECTOR/CREATOR: Billy Merritt

CAST:

• Konrad Andrew
• Sabrina Kim Banes
• Amber Bellsdale
• Luke Bovard
• Hill Kane
• Lisa Steckman
• Thea Marie Thorkildsen

"rabbitHOLE" Improv is part of The BIT Comedy Network.

Production Assistance, Audio Production & Graphics/Art by Hill Kane of Raising Kane Media + Marketing.

MUSIC: "Shark Bait" performed by Little Kahunas | Produced by Peter Miller ©

Hosting Platform: Libsyn.com

Legal Notices:

"The BIT" and "The BIT Comedy Network" are Trademarks owned by Billy Merritt
© 2024 Billy Merritt - All Rights Reserved
Inquiries + Notices + Requests: TheBitComedyNetwork@gmail.com

In rabbitHOLE's fifth episode, the BIT CREW educates listeners about some critical issues, including:

• Googlie Wooglie
• Mc Dojo
• Grammar Police

Konrad takes a deep dive into the origins of the term GOOGOL (a one with a hundred zeroes) and starts the BIT CREW off on an improv adventure of surf lingo, organized crime involving unsuspecting UK co-eds, “re-imagining” history, and mispronouncing words. Episode five has our favorite ending so far…we all just lost it – we hope you laugh so much your sides will ache, and your heart goes pitter-pat.

As always, rabbitHOLE is unscripted and inspired by the CREW's real-life rabbit hole adventures.

If you enjoy rabbitHOLE, follow, rate, and share rabbitHOLE with your friends!

APOLOGIES: U.S. History (again), Felix the Cat, the Matrix franchise, McDonald's®, Keanu Reeves, Hippies, Japan, Karate, Jiu Jitsu, the FBI, Bert “The Machine” Kreishcer, cliques, Houghton & Mifflin, journalism, monks, legit dojos, and the witness protection program.

Credits:

DIRECTOR/CREATOR: Billy Merritt

CAST:

• Dean Aisles
• Konrad Andrew
• Terry Armstrong
• Sabrina Kim Banes
• Luke Bovard
• Hill Kane
• Deema Lazar
• Yuehan Liu
• Laura Powell
• Geoff Taylor
• Thea Marie Thorkildsen

"rabbitHOLE" Improv is part of The BIT Comedy Network.

Production Assistance, Audio Production & Graphics/Art by Hill Kane of Raising Kane Media + Marketing.

MUSIC: "Shark Bait" performed by Little Kahunas | Produced by Peter Miller ©

Hosting Platform: Libsyn.com

Legal Notices:

"The BIT" and "The BIT Comedy Network" are Trademarks owned by Billy Merritt
© 2024 Billy Merritt - All Rights Reserved
Inquiries + Notices + Requests: TheBitComedyNetwork@gmail.com

In rabbitHOLE's fourth episode, the BIT CREW educates listeners about some critical issues, including:

• Priest Holes
• Violent Childhood Games
• A Colorado Castle built by a crazy man, and
• Wikipedia

If you have ever wondered about the year the U.S. had eight presidents, Baller Priest Hunters, or the pitfalls of capitalism and nepotism…you have come to the right podcast.

As always, rabbitHOLE is unscripted and inspired by the CREW's real-life rabbit hole adventures.

If you enjoy rabbitHOLE, follow, rate, and share rabbitHOLE with your friends!

APOLOGIES: Priests and rabbis, Jesus, Organized Religion, Tom’s of Maine®, Four Seasons Elementary School, Little League Baseball, Lamborghini®, People bearing the surnames Taylor, Smith, and Thompson, Benjamin Button, U.S. History.

DIRECTOR/CREATOR: Billy Merritt

CAST:

• Dean Aisles
• Terry Armstrong
• Sabrina Kim Banes
• Luke Bovard
• Mark Hadley
• Konrad Andrew
• Lisa Steckman
• Geoff Taylor
• Thea Marie Thorkildsen
• Katya Vasilaky

"rabbitHOLE" Improv is part of The BIT Comedy Network.

Production Assistance, Audio Production & Graphics/Art by Hill Kane of Raising Kane Media + Marketing.

MUSIC: "Shark Bait" performed by Little Kahunas | Produced by Peter Miller ©

Hosting Platform: Libsyn.com

"The BIT" and "The BIT Comedy Network" are Trademarks owned by Billy Merritt
© 2024 Billy Merritt - All Rights Reserved
Inquiries + Notices + Requests: TheBitComedyNetwork@gmail.com

In rabbitHOLE's third episode, the BIT CREW reminisces about their first duck, the forced vacation policy in Scandinavian countries (we admit it, we're envious), no one noticing when you leave work to take classes, and selling everything you own after experiencing minimalist culture (even the clothes on your child's back). This episode was quite an educational trip… we hope you remember your first duck!

As always, rabbitHOLE is unscripted and inspired by the CREW's real-life rabbit hole adventures.

Please take a moment to follow, rate, and share rabbitHOLE with your friends!

APOLOGIES: Lynyrd Skynyrd, Duck Idioms + Puns, Sweden, Wheelchairs, D&D (again), Highwire Improv, Monologists, The Federal Reserve Bank, Busy Economists, and a few others we will list after we re-listen.

DIRECTOR/CREATOR: Billy Merritt

CAST:

• Dean Aisles
• Sabrina Kim Banes
• Jude da Silva
• Hill Kane
• Deema Lazar
• Yuehan Liu
• Geoff Taylor
• Thea Marie Thorkildsen
• Katya Vasilaky

"rabbitHOLE" Improv is part of The BIT Comedy Network.

Audio Production & Graphics/Art by Raising Kane Media + Marketing.

MUSIC: "Shark Bait" performed by Little Kahunas | Produced by Peter Miller ©

Hosting Platform: Libsyn.com

"The BIT" and "The BIT Comedy Network" are Trademarks owned by Billy Merritt
© 2024 Billy Merritt - All Rights Reserved
Inquiries + Notices: TheBitComedyNetwork@gmail.com