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Comedian Greg Proops is smarter than you.

The master of sarcasm and irony, taking a break from television and radio, recorded this double album for Laughing Stock over a couple of UK tours. It contains all new material. The David Copperfield/Claudia Schiffer routine could seriously damage your health.

Greg Proops gives his impressions of George W., Clinton as a Republican, and Meg Ryan's terminal case of the "cutes."

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All right, Christ, Buddha, and Zoroaster all walk into a bar...no, this is one you haven't heard before. We leave it up to master Proops to bring light to this trio. Also, Reagan's pale carbon copy? Gee, who could Greg be talking about? Tune in.

Susie's back on her NYC interviews, and her guest this week is sex educator and burlesque performer Ducky Doolittle, a.k.a. Knockers the Clown. Ducky enchants Susie with stories of cake sitting (part of her act) and talk about her early days working as a sex performer in a Times Square peep show. These days, when she's not clowning around, Ducky teaches sex workshops. She has some sage advice on how to feel sexier instantly. You can learn more about Ducky Doolittle at her website: www.duckydoolittle.com.

It's week three, and, no, the election is still not over...but thankfully Robert Downey, Jr. is up to his old tricks, providing a nice diversion. Hear Greg's full take on Gore, Bush, and Dick...

In case you're just becoming familiar with AudibleProops, let us hip you: he's filled with poison, and yet he's delightfully wry. This week features "compassionate" conservatism, Ashcroft, and what's wrong with the far right and the far left. Too much? Greg provides just enough to make you feel like Ricky Martin at the inauguration: sexy, but deeply, deeply baffled.

Poison darts at the ready! Proops, a.k.a Uncle Bummer, has a new batch of his curare-laced barbs for you. This potent brew adds two cups of Bush's current working vacation, a heaping of the Genoa police-fest, and a pinch of scantily-clad Mariah to taste. Spare stem cells anyone?

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Welcome back to AudibleProops - after being on extended liberty in the Proops homeland of Snideberia, in the fertile heartland of Sarcasia, Proops is back. Winona Ryder busted for shoplifting? Tom Green and Drew Barrymore breaking up? Quelle surprise! And, Kate & Leopold reminds Proops that Meg Ryan is the fulcrum on which evil is balanced. The cutes shall infect the earth. Praise Allah. Also, Proops' short list of New Year's resolutions, i.e., number three, stop watching the news, and more.

What's Greg's patriotic message for this week? From Scalia, the inevitable partisan bickering to come, beer can hats, it's almost too much for one to take. Have a listen.

Inauguration's done, so let's do the do. The Proopdog riffs on the new leader of the (gulp) free world. Plus, Greg is invited to sit at the Republican Presidential Roundtable! Dig in. You have to hear it to believe it.

Proops launches another missile as part of his self-described "Operation Poorly Written Material." He feels Dionne Warwick's pain, gives the press conference that Mike Piazza dreams of giving, points out that people who don't do a good job - especially, say, those who work for the FBI and CIA - might actually be fired for their incompetence instead of rewarded, throws Fred Durst a bone to his troll-like sub-bridge dwelling, and more.

You better believe Proops watched the Olympics. But he wants to remind everyone that the Olympics are actually an international competition, not just a collection of Lifetime channel biopics of buff young Americans. Proops runs through a little Olympic history for your listening pleasure. Then, on the much-ballyhooed Oscar night - why Halle Berry deserved the Oscar and why Proops wants to send Julia Roberts to the slop house. And Proops says there's a lot to love about being a man - just ask Russell Yates.

Sirens blazing, Greg Proops storms on the scene once again, so buckle up, and welcome to the ProopsMobile - it's fun! Bursting through the Grammys, barreling into NASCAR news, taking a right turn at Nixon's eulogy, Greg then takes it straight home to Iraq. Grab a dixie cup and dip right in! For Adults Only: Explicit language. Must be 18 years of age to purchase.

This special edition of Audible Proops has no jokes, but Greg Proops says you should listen anyway. It was recorded September 13, 2001.

Hang on to your hats, dudes and dudettes. Greg's back, with a recently uncovered show from the not-so-distant archives. He's anxious for the celebrity deathmatch between Jeb Bush and Janet Reno, smug about Clarence Thomas, over-identifying with the movie Memento, stunned by loads of Viagra sent to self-obsessed billionaires, and ever vigilant for those poor, poor celebs suffering from IPD - Imagined Personality Disorder.

Hang on muskrats, because in this episode, Greg tackles the Bush twins...reveals that hedgehogs, too, get drunk...explains what haggis is (and other Scottish culinary thills)...and rants furiously on much more. Tune in!

Proops is back and he's recovering from what he calls his failure of satire on his last installment. He's now wondering what Tom Brokaw is so worried about when it's the assistants getting anthraxed; where scaredy-cat congresspeople run when they're spending your tax dollars on government bailouts; and what's the cost of civil liberties when no one knows the origins of anthrax tainted letters?

Welcome back, campers! It's feeding time. Here, Greg serves up a delicious meal starting with his thoughts on Dubya meeting with foreign leaders, then moving right on to foot-and-mouth disease. Tasty, no? If after this you're still hungry, indulge yourself as Greg explains why inductees into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame should battle it out Survivor-style. (Burp)

Be forewarned: Proops agrees with the Prez on Palestinian statehood. This strange alignment of opinion even makes our pal Proops wonder if you should listen to him. Never fear. While engaging in some drug enhanced soul searching, he's warmed up a plate of your favorite: the new Presidential reality series C-Student In Charge, a recipe for Martha Stewart stew, his favorite line from Michael Skakel's failed defense, why being a CEO of United is the sweetest gig, and a peace plan for India and Pakistan.