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The Sentient Lesbian Dreidel Eats Gimel of My Butt for Hanukkah
- By: Chuck Tingle
- Narrated by: Georgia Bird
- Length: 24 mins
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Sarah is on her way home for Hanukkah with the family, but as a terrible storm sweeps across the United States, flight delays quickly transform into flight cancellations. Fortunately, a beautiful living dreidel by the name of Zelda is there to offer Sarah a ride, but when Sarah spins to determine just how far, she lands on “hei” for halfway. Now the two of them are growing more and more aroused on this interstate road trip. When it’s time for Sarah to go, her loving lesbian dreidel hopes to warm Sarah up for the rest of the journey with a hardcore ass-eating encounter!
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The Sentient Lesbian Dreidel Eats Gimel of My Butt for Hanukkah
- Narrated by: Georgia Bird
- Length: 24 mins
- Release date: 01-12-21
- Language: English
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Not Pounded by Bi Erasure Because My Current Hetero-Presenting Relationship Does Not Invalidate My Queerness
- By: Chuck Tingle
- Narrated by: Georgia Bird
- Length: 20 mins
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Selena is having a weird day. It starts off simple enough, with a few household items disappearing mysteriously, but things quickly turn heartbreaking when Selena’s office excludes her from a queer team-building workshop. According to Selena’s new boss, her current hetero-presenting relationship invalidates her bisexuality. Now Selena is on a mission to shake up the system and prove her new boss wrong, but as things continue to disappear around her, she realizes there’s more going than meets the eye.
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Not Pounded by Bi Erasure Because My Current Hetero-Presenting Relationship Does Not Invalidate My Queerness
- Narrated by: Georgia Bird
- Length: 20 mins
- Release date: 23-06-23
- Language: English
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Mercury Is in Retrograde and She Eats My Ass
- By: Chuck Tingle
- Narrated by: Georgia Bird
- Length: 20 mins
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Kendra’s been having a terrible day, and it only seems to be getting worse. Between the jammed drawer that kept her from eating breakfast, or the flat tire on her car, Kendra’s beginning to worry that her big presentation as work is headed for a similar dose of bad luck. Fortunately, on the way to the office Kendra stumbles upon the planet Mercury herself, and quickly discovers that these unfortunate circumstances may be linked to the fact that Mercury is in retrograde.
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Mercury Is in Retrograde and She Eats My Ass
- Narrated by: Georgia Bird
- Length: 20 mins
- Release date: 30-03-23
- Language: English
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Apiarist Lesbian Tractor Witch Makes Me Cum Hard
- By: Chuck Tingle
- Narrated by: Georgia Bird
- Length: 21 mins
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Michelle loves farmer’s markets, and is excited to learn about a mysterious night gathering that takes place before every full moon in the swamp outside of town. It’s difficult to find, but once Michelle arrives, she quickly discovers this isn’t your typical farmer’s market; it’s a market for witches. When Michelle stumbles upon the honey booth of a living tractor apiarist, she’s immediately smitten by the beautiful witch named Willa. Now Willa is inviting Michelle to try some honey at her hut in the woods, but is this really all just some kind of hedonistic sexual ritual?
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Apiarist Lesbian Tractor Witch Makes Me Cum Hard
- Narrated by: Georgia Bird
- Length: 21 mins
- Release date: 21-09-22
- Language: English
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Eaten Right by a Sabertooth Cat at the Premiere of the Bizarre and Frightening Film Adaption of Sabertooth Cats the Musical
- By: Chuck Tingle
- Narrated by: Georgia Bird
- Length: 20 mins
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Alison is a huge fan of the classic Broadway musical, Sabertooth Cats. When she gets a chance to work at the red carpet premiere and write a review of the film, she jumps at the chance, and after making a deep connection with one of the film’s Sabertooth Cats stars, the night couldn’t get any better. Soon enough, Alison and her beautiful prehistoric lover are locked in a wild lesbian encounter.
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Eaten Right by a Sabertooth Cat at the Premiere of the Bizarre and Frightening Film Adaption of Sabertooth Cats the Musical
- Narrated by: Georgia Bird
- Length: 20 mins
- Release date: 11-02-22
- Language: English
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Punk Rock Parasaurolophus Eats My Ass
- By: Chuck Tingle
- Narrated by: Georgia Bird
- Length: 20 mins
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Robin has never heard a song that she liked, and she is perfectly fine with this fact. Still, it doesn’t stop her friends from trying to find the perfect record that will finally get Robin to tap her feet.
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Punk Rock Parasaurolophus Eats My Ass
- Narrated by: Georgia Bird
- Length: 20 mins
- Release date: 28-04-23
- Language: English
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Just Kind of Ignoring This Sad Lonesome T-Rex Who Is Screaming "Debate Me" from His Folding Chair
- By: Chuck Tingle
- Narrated by: Georgia Bird
- Length: 21 mins
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Jane is hoping to enjoy a nice dinner with her friend Brenna, but as soon as the night begins a conflict arises. Near the restaurant is a sad, lonesome T-Rex with a sign that says “debate me” rambling on and on about everything from "cancel culture" to “woke Stars War”. Fortunately, Jane and Brenna find the perfect solution to this strange dinosaur: They just ignore him. Can they maintain this self-imposed distance from the T-Rex who can’t stop proclaiming facts are better than feelings in this no sex tingler? The answer is yes, because this T-Rex is horrible.
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Just Kind of Ignoring This Sad Lonesome T-Rex Who Is Screaming "Debate Me" from His Folding Chair
- Narrated by: Georgia Bird
- Length: 21 mins
- Release date: 02-06-22
- Language: English
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Journey to the Center of My Butt
- By: Chuck Tingle
- Narrated by: Georgia Bird
- Length: 22 mins
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Professor Otta Linbrock is a brilliant explorer, a woman hot on the trail of a mysterious world that might only exist in the halls of legend. She’s hoping to journey into the center of her own butt. After procuring a strange ancient parchment and deciphering its code, Otta and her assistant are headed to an isolated hotel and spa that’s nestled within in Icelandic crater. It’s here she hopes to find her next clue, but when the path comes up short, Otta is forced to reassess her strategy as an explorer.
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Journey to the Center of My Butt
- Narrated by: Georgia Bird
- Length: 22 mins
- Release date: 05-06-24
- Language: English
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The Houseplant that I Never Water Gets Me Off
- By: Chuck Tingle
- Narrated by: Georgia Bird
- Length: 19 mins
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Harper is always on the go, efficiently working her way through life without a second of wasted time. It’s made her very successful, but it’s also made her careless. And soon enough, Harper discovers that she’s completely lost track of the present. Harper’s friend suggests getting a plant to take care of, hoping this could be a meditative experience for Harper. At first, it was, but soon enough, this sexy houseplant is introducing herself as Kobla, and bringing Harper along on an erotic, lesbian adventure.
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The Houseplant that I Never Water Gets Me Off
- Narrated by: Georgia Bird
- Length: 19 mins
- Release date: 08-03-22
- Language: English
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High Roller Lesbian Unicorn Goes All in on My Butt
- By: Chuck Tingle
- Narrated by: Georgia Bird
- Length: 19 mins
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Lena hates the idea of a weekend in Vegas, but she’s willing to put on a smile, and pretend for her friend Drimble’s bachelorette party in Sin City. When the ladies split up and start to gamble, Lena’s just too logical to play something where the odds are against her. But that’s when she stumbles upon the high-roller poker room. Now, Lena is playing heads up poker with a gorgeous lesbian unicorn, walking the line between strategic table talk and flirting. Things come to a head when the beautiful unicorn pushes all in on Lena....
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High Roller Lesbian Unicorn Goes All in on My Butt
- Narrated by: Georgia Bird
- Length: 19 mins
- Release date: 25-02-22
- Language: English
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These Holiday Movies with Bizarrely Similar Smiling Heterosexual Couples Dressed in Green and Red on Their Cover Get Me Off Bisexually
- By: Chuck Tingle
- Narrated by: Georgia Bird
- Length: 22 mins
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After returning to her small town of Christmas Falls from a life in the big city, Kelsi is hoping to start fresh with her very own chocolate milk brewery. Things are going well, but when she receives a letter from a secret admirer and instructions to wait until Christmas before opening, her business skyrockets. Everyone in town is wondering who Kelsi’s Christmas admirer might be. Could it be the sentient manifestation of a holiday film featuring a vanilla couple on the cover who works across the street at a rival chocolate milk brewery?
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These Holiday Movies with Bizarrely Similar Smiling Heterosexual Couples Dressed in Green and Red on Their Cover Get Me Off Bisexually
- Narrated by: Georgia Bird
- Length: 22 mins
- Release date: 03-12-21
- Language: English
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Cranberry Sauce Gets Me Off During My Socially Distanced Thanksgiving
- By: Chuck Tingle
- Narrated by: Georgia Bird
- Length: 20 mins
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Like most people, Karly’s Thanksgiving is a little different this year. Karly’s family is celebrating over video chat instead, which is great, but after a frozen microwave dinner, Karly ends up feeling as though she’s only had half a Thanksgiving. This prompts her to head to the grocery store for a traditional holiday meal of her own. It’s here that Karly meets Bindle, a sexy, sentient cranberry sauce who promises to give her the full Thanksgiving experience. This erotic tale is 4,000 words of sizzling human-on-cranberry sauce action and hardcore lesbian food love.
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Cranberry Sauce Gets Me Off During My Socially Distanced Thanksgiving
- Narrated by: Georgia Bird
- Length: 20 mins
- Release date: 03-11-21
- Language: English
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Our Special Tonight Is a Salt-Crusted Shepard’s Pie Deconstruction Served over Slow-Roasted Turnips with Green Olive Aioli and a Side of Your Butthole
- By: Chuck Tingle
- Narrated by: Georgia Bird
- Length: 21 mins
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Jessica Porpo is a respected restaurant critic who is finally getting burned out on her job. After years of fancy, overwrought menus that ooze with pretention, Jessica is taking a well-deserved vacation to a small town in the mountains with simple foods and a relaxing atmosphere. Things are going great until Jessica discovers that a local dinosaur named Reba has opened a restaurant that’s as experimental and overblown as they come. Her curiosity piqued, Jessica pays Reba a visit with the intention of slamming her food.
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Our Special Tonight Is a Salt-Crusted Shepard’s Pie Deconstruction Served over Slow-Roasted Turnips with Green Olive Aioli and a Side of Your Butthole
- Narrated by: Georgia Bird
- Length: 21 mins
- Release date: 11-10-21
- Language: English
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Spooky Sentient Lesbian Candy Corn Butt Buffett
- By: Chuck Tingle
- Narrated by: Georgia Bird
- Length: 21 mins
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Sarah and her wife Alice love Halloween and all things spooky, but their friends are not quite as excited about this upcoming season. After a series of canceled plans, the lesbian couple are feeling frustrated, but when they meet their new neighbors, they immediately find the perfect double date in the form of these beautiful sentient candy corns.
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Spooky Sentient Lesbian Candy Corn Butt Buffett
- Narrated by: Georgia Bird
- Length: 21 mins
- Release date: 01-10-21
- Language: English
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The Sentient Physical Manifestation of Halloween Eats Me Out
- By: Chuck Tingle
- Narrated by: Georgia Bird
- Length: 21 mins
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Gabby loves Halloween, but her husband Cork doesn’t want her to celebrate after Gabby’s excitement starts making him jealous. Fortunately, this is the last straw that Gabby needs before dumping his ass and heading out to live her truth. Now Gabby’s realizing there are plenty of desires she’s always had and never been able to experience, like Halloween and other women. Soon enough, Gabby is allowing herself to experience the things that truly make her happy.
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The Sentient Physical Manifestation of Halloween Eats Me Out
- Narrated by: Georgia Bird
- Length: 21 mins
- Release date: 29-09-21
- Language: English
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Friday the 69th
- By: Chuck Tingle
- Narrated by: Georgia Bird
- Length: 22 mins
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Nicole is thrilled to spend the weekend with her friends at Camp Diamond Lake, a secluded campground that used to be all the rage but has since been mysteriously abandoned. It’s only on the drive up that Nicole learns why, hearing the legend of Jesse Voormees, a masked brachiosaurus who stalks the lake at night.
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Friday the 69th
- Narrated by: Georgia Bird
- Length: 22 mins
- Release date: 01-04-22
- Language: English
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Double Featured by the Sentient Bisexual Movie Theaters
- By: Chuck Tingle
- Narrated by: Georgia Bird
- Length: 23 mins
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After a year locked down and socially distanced, there’s nothing Rachel’s looking forward more than the day her favorite local movie theaters can safely reopen. When that day finally arrives, however, she finds herself struggling to make a very important decision: which movie will she see first?
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Double Featured by the Sentient Bisexual Movie Theaters
- Narrated by: Georgia Bird
- Length: 23 mins
- Release date: 29-06-21
- Language: English
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Dang, That's a Pretty Sweet Car That Just Ate My Butt
- By: Chuck Tingle
- Narrated by: Georgia Bird
- Length: 22 mins
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Jessica is a blogger who preaches the values of slowing down and taking it easy. Unfortunately, she’s having a hell of a time getting any work done as a loud and fast sports car continues to zoom by her house, shaking it to the very foundation. Determined to but a stop to this racket, Jessica soon finds herself in a direct confrontation with the culprit but loses her motivation when she realizes just how gorgeous and charming this cherry red living sports car actually is.
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Dang, That's a Pretty Sweet Car That Just Ate My Butt
- Narrated by: Georgia Bird
- Length: 22 mins
- Release date: 10-06-21
- Language: English
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My T-Rex Barber Is a Lesbian and She Eats Me Right
- By: Chuck Tingle
- Narrated by: Georgia Bird
- Length: 24 mins
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Thanks to a job interview with biotech company Rubble Labs, tomorrow is one of the most important days of Jenn’s life. She’s more than prepared, and her resume speaks for itself, but after a botched haircut at a new salon, Jenn is scrambling to find someone who can salvage the mess. It’s going to take one of the best stylists in the world, but that’s exactly who Jenn finds when she stumbles upon beautiful Ralla Brims, a mysterious T-Rex barber who cuts the hair that’s best for you, not necessarily best for everyone else.
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My T-Rex Barber Is a Lesbian and She Eats Me Right
- Narrated by: Georgia Bird
- Length: 24 mins
- Release date: 03-05-21
- Language: English
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The Physical Manifestation of Washing My Hands Gets Me Off
- By: Chuck Tingle
- Narrated by: Georgia Bird
- Length: 21 mins
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Most people think of habits as harmful problems worth breaking away from, but there are plenty of good habits, too! Kara would love to start washing her hands, but it’s simply not a part of her daily routine. Unfortunately, this lack of care ends up infecting Kara with a variety of illnesses. Fed up with her own unhealthy ways, Kara sets out to make sure she doesn’t forget this important hygiene task, by meeting up with the beautiful physical manifestation of washing her hands!
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The Physical Manifestation of Washing My Hands Gets Me Off
- Narrated by: Georgia Bird
- Length: 21 mins
- Release date: 30-04-21
- Language: English
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