The Seamen Sexology
4 books in seriesThere's Seamen on the Poop-Deck!: A Gay Pirate Romance Adventure! Summary
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Book 1
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There's Seamen on the Poop-Deck!: A Gay Pirate Romance Adventure!
- The Seamen Sexology, Book 1
- By: Francois le Foutre
- Narrated by: Francois le Foutre, Cocksmith Standish, Dorian Trim
- Length: 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Rear Admiral François le Foutre and his ship, the Raging Queen, are come upon by Captain Cocksmith Standish. Cocksmith and his men take all of François' seamen, and store them in the fo'c'sle with no hope of escape. Banned by the Texas Renaissance Festival, it's the gay pirate romance novel you've always secretly wanted! (Well, maybe openly wanted.)
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There's Seamen on the Poop-Deck!: A Gay Pirate Romance Adventure!
- The Seamen Sexology, Book 1
- Narrated by: Francois le Foutre, Cocksmith Standish, Dorian Trim
- Length: 33 mins
- Release date: 20-09-16
- Language: English
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Book 2
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My Coxswain Is Bigger Than Yours
- The Seamen Sexology, Book 2
- By: Francois le Foutre
- Narrated by: Francois le Foutre, Cocksmith Standish, Dorian Trim
- Length: 50 mins
- Unabridged
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In the sequel to the gay pirate romance novel There's Seamen on the Poop-Deck!, the salty seamen of the Raging Queen learn that the Duchess of Dicker has stolen the Golden Rod and hidden it in her person. (Ew.) Much to the crew's horror, Francois' coxswain must go to Dicker, seduce the Duchess, and extract the Golden Rod before it's too late. For those who like gay suspense and gay pirate romance novels, My Coxswain Is Bigger Than Yours will fill you up right!
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My Coxswain Is Bigger Than Yours
- The Seamen Sexology, Book 2
- Narrated by: Francois le Foutre, Cocksmith Standish, Dorian Trim
- Length: 50 mins
- Release date: 01-11-16
- Language: English
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Book 3
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Too Many Fingers in the Dyke
- The Seamen Sexology, Book 3
- By: Francois le Foutre
- Narrated by: François le Foutre, Cocksmith Standish, Coxswain Trim, and others
- Length: 1 hr and 15 mins
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When De Cocksdorp's head dyker Joosie Twaat wakes to find her finger has been sloppily inserted in her own now-leaking dyke, François and his crew immediately come to help De Cocksdorp. But small leaks become large leaks, and large leaks become gushes. And before long, Joosie's gaping dyke threatens to flood the whole town.
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Too Many Fingers in the Dyke
- The Seamen Sexology, Book 3
- Narrated by: François le Foutre, Cocksmith Standish, Coxswain Trim, Randy Butterbottom, Inèl Ladouche
- Length: 1 hr and 15 mins
- Release date: 26-08-19
- Language: English
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Book 4
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My Jewels Are Stuck in a Vice Admiral
- The Seamen Sexology, Book 4
- By: François le Foutre
- Narrated by: Inèl Ladouche, François le Foutre, Cocksmith Standish, and others
- Length: 2 hrs and 22 mins
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François is at it again, this time tackling the CEMM Guzzler - a big, important pinnace - and going to Balls Green after the notorious filcher, A. Niall Pilfry. His quest: the King Key Sextant, legendary for its power to make men do unspeakable things.
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My Jewels Are Stuck in a Vice Admiral
- The Seamen Sexology, Book 4
- Narrated by: Inèl Ladouche, François le Foutre, Cocksmith Standish, Dorian Trim, Randy Butterbottom
- Length: 2 hrs and 22 mins
- Release date: 03-09-19
- Language: English
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