Bernice Bloom
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Bernice Bloom

Literature & Fiction | Health & Wellness | Romance
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Hello everyone, My name is Bernice Bloom, and I write funny, romantic and mysterious novels. I'm best known for my series of novels about a crazy lady called Mary Brown, but I have also written a series of novels about Wags and a series about four sisters living together at Sunshine Cottage. I really hope you enjoy them BERNICE x THE MARY BROWN NOVELS Mary is funny, gorgeous and bonkers. She's also about 50lbs overweight. When she realises she can't cross her legs and has trouble bending over to tie her shoelaces without wheezing like an elderly chain-smoker it's time to take action. But what action? She's tried every diet under the sun. This series is the hysterical story of what happens when Mary joins 'Fat Club' where she meets a cast of funny characters and one particular man who catches her eye. The series follows Mary as she goes on safari, on a cruise, to a weekend yoga retreat and off to Wales after receiving an extraordinary Mysterious Invitation. The stories are laugh-out-loud funny and will resonate with anyone who has dieted, tried to keep up with any sort of exercise programme or spent 10 minutes in a changing room trying to extricate herself from a way too-small garment that she ambitiously tried on and is now completely stuck in. THE WAGS BOOKS Welcome to the world of the WAGs...32-year-old Tracie Martin is Luton Town FC's longest-serving WAG - for 12 years her husband Dean has kept her in raccoon hair extensions and quilted Chanel bags. But looking around at the new breed of WAGS, Tracie is disgusted to see that standards have started to decline - some of them have been spotted in skirts that cover their bottoms and one or two have never drank four bottles of champagne on a night out! And what's worse, Dean is dropped from the first team and their daughter Paskia Rose is only interested in the rules and skills of the beautiful game - she wants to follow in her father's footsteps rather than her mother's stiletto-clad ones. What's a WAG to do? Armed only with her Smythson notebook and Tiffany pen, Tracie sets out to write the definitive rulebook on life as a WAG, soon developing a cult following. Surely it's only a matter of time before the Queen of the WAGS - Victoria Beckham - wants to be her new best friend? The WAG's Diary Reviews 'Set to become the unofficial rulebook for every WAG watcher' COSMOPOLITAN 'Hilarious page-turner' LOOK Magazine 'It's hilarious' LOVE IT magazine THE SUNSHINE COTTAGE BOOKS The Sunshine Cottage series of six books feature the gorgeous Lopez family. There are four sisters: Lisa, Emma, Isabella, and Sophia and they all live in Sunshine Cottage in Cove Bay with their parents, Georgina and Donald. The women have unique personalities, jobs, and desires. Each book features a different woman from Cove Bay. Their home is a beautiful yellow cottage which backs onto the beach, so they can step from the house onto wooden decking, then straight onto the sand. But the cottage isn’t remote - it is just a stone's throw from a collection of cafes, bars, and shops in Cove Bay and about a mile from the lively area of Salcombe. To make things more interesting for our four heroines, a new rugby team has moved to Salcombe and is based less than a mile away from them. There are handsome men everywhere! I have written a booklet which introduces the series. If you want to download it, or print it out (FREE!): go to this link - https://dl.bookfunnel.com/1kypzwwogf It provides information about the women, their hometown, and the men they love (or try to!). I HAVE THE BEST, MOST LOVELY, LOYAL, SUPPORTIVE READERS IN THE WORLD. Here are some of my reviews: "I adored the various storylines, loved the quirky and captivating characters, and was beguiled by Ms. Bloom's colorful and highly amusing writing style. I am hopelessly addicted. More Mary Brown please!" "The book was just a delight to read. Every time I picked the book up I could guarantee that it was going to make me smile. The full-length novel was funny, this one was hilarious, and heart-breaking at the same time. I was completely and utterly hooked to the pages and didn't want the book to end." "The last thing on earth I need is another addiction, but I fear I have acquired a new one for the cunningly amusing author Bernice Bloom and her wily Mary Brown series. "Mary Brown is an adorable yet outrageous Queen-Sized trouble-magnet and party animal who manages to embroil herself in the oddest of quandaries." "I can't recommend this book enough. This series is fast becoming my favourite and I can't wait to see what's in-store next for Mary. I urge you to pick up these books, you won't be disappointed!" "Cruise with an Adorable Fat Girl is just THE most heartwarming, funny and emotional read. It's great to have a more real life heroine for a change who doesn't have the perfect figure or any hang ups. If you want a realistic, laugh out loud and entertaining read, then you really need to read these fabulous books by Bernice Bloom." STAY IN TOUCH: WEBSITE: Website: www.bernicebloom.com SOCIAL MEDIA Facebook: https://bit.ly/3iwKUOW Twitter: https://bit.ly/3iv7NlO Instagram:https://bit.ly/3nlBVUn BOOKS ON AMAZON Books on Amazon (US): https://amzn.to/3cYuCwW Books on Amazon (UK): https://amzn.to/3lfPwui

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