Ronnie Champ
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Ronnie Champ

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Are you a total LOSER? Are you tired of watching studs like me make out with YO MAMA? Are you ready to be transformed into a DOMINATING man, like me, with a bank account full of riches and a stable full of bitches? Then you need to check out my latest book, How to Win Girlfriends and Dominate People: Use the Secret of Positive Thinking to Think and Grow Rich (Self-Help Satire). I am Ronnie Champ: the world-famous self-help guru, motivational speaker, entrepreneur, consultant, professional awesomeness expert, author, and a host of other lofty titles that require no formal training or official licensure. I have also been an award-winning journalist -- I awarded myself the 2018 Ronnie Champ Award for Journalistic Excellence for my role in uncovering a vast liberal conspiracy to make America NOT great. At great risk to my own life, I infiltrated several left-wing Facebook groups by disguising myself as Hillary Clinton. Because I love America, I decided to publish my findings -- un-fact-checked and unedited -- in my book The Top-Secret Democratic Playbook. Prior to that, I taught courses in Advanced Voodoo Economics and Good-Ol-Boy Business Management at Trump Community College in my native Puddville, Alabama. Based on my scholarly research, I published the book Mismanagement Is an Art: Lessons in Management from Donald Trump, Adolf Hitler, and Other Good Ol Boys (Satire). I currently live in a quadruple-wide trailer in Puddville, Alabama with my goats and with whatever female companion I happen to be with. As the women like to say, in every trailer park this side of the Mississippi: Ronnie Champ is the MAN! If you want to become a great man like me, or if you are a female who wants to get with a great man like me, then read some of my books, fool! You can also visit me online at https://RonnieChamp.blogspot.com.
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