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Simon carr is, well he is me, hello, I write utter nonsense and you are a disgrace for reading it, the hell is wrong with you? but since you are here we might as well revel in the soup of irrational absurdity together because it is_________somthing to do! I could tell you where I come from and where I live but how the hell do I know you are not some kind of psychopath!? I think any writer who has ever read Misery should just avoid that poison apple myself, all you need to know is I am English and support Blackburn Rovers (BLAST!) That does not mean I live in Blackburn; ok, I live in Blackburn but it's a big place, you will never find me, you weirdo! I like knitting, collecting empty beer cans, and slapping dead birds just to make sure, I hope for world peace and an end to climate change, gender representative jelly babies, and fat people to get skinny really easily using just a DVD.

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Space and Stuff

By: Simon Carr

Narrated by: Madeline Ogburn

Series: Apocalypse Blockers, Book 1

Length: 3 hrs and 11 mins

Release date: 28-04-21

Language: English

4 out of 5 stars 8 ratings
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A Zombie Bit Myffanie

By: Simon Carr

Narrated by: Taff Girdlestone, Noni Lewis, Emma Clarke

Series: Apocalypse Blockers, Book 13

Length: 5 hrs

Release date: 15-09-21

Language: English

5 out of 5 stars 13 ratings
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Bob and the Blob

By: Simon Carr

Narrated by: Ashleigh Binder

Series: Apocalypse Blockers, Book 4

Length: 4 hrs and 25 mins

Release date: 28-04-21

Language: English

4.5 out of 5 stars 9 ratings
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Noobs

By: Simon Carr

Narrated by: Matthew Fearnley

Series: Apocalypse Blockers, Book 12

Length: 3 hrs and 53 mins

Release date: 06-08-21

Language: English

5 out of 5 stars 9 ratings
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Virtually Gone

By: Simon Carr

Narrated by: Jennifer Pratt

Series: Apocalypse Blockers, Book 14

Length: 5 hrs and 28 mins

Release date: 29-03-22

Language: English

5 out of 5 stars 6 ratings
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Respect to the Man in the Ice Cream Van

By: Simon Carr

Narrated by: Kent Cadwallader

Series: Apocalypse Blockers, Book 15

Length: 4 hrs and 9 mins

Release date: 25-03-22

Language: English

4 out of 5 stars 8 ratings
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The Super Nice Monster Squad

By: Simon Carr

Narrated by: Tim Alexander

Series: Apocalypse Blockers, Book 3

Length: 2 hrs and 51 mins

Release date: 12-08-21

Language: English

5 out of 5 stars 7 ratings
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Spice, Zombie, Apocalypse

By: Simon Carr

Narrated by: Matt Taylor

Series: Apocalypse Blockers, Book 2

Length: 3 hrs and 16 mins

Release date: 24-06-21

Language: English

4.5 out of 5 stars 5 ratings
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Sheeple'

By: Simon carr

Narrated by: vertchangelo

Series: Apocalypse Blockers, Book 11

Length: 4 hrs and 31 mins

Release date: 05-05-21

Language: English

4.5 out of 5 stars 4 ratings
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Apocalypse Blockers

By: Simon Carr

Narrated by: Christopher Adams

Series: Apocalypse Blockers, Book 16

Length: 4 hrs and 9 mins

Release date: 05-07-22

Language: English

4.5 out of 5 stars 6 ratings
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Da' Resistance

By: Simon Carr

Narrated by: Mr Adam Brown

Series: Da' Resistance, Book 1

Length: 6 hrs and 55 mins

Release date: 26-07-23

Language: English

4.5 out of 5 stars 7 ratings
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Our Fathers Who Art in Lapland

By: Simon Carr

Narrated by: Steve Connor

Series: Apocalypse Blockers, Book 8

Length: 3 hrs and 25 mins

Release date: 30-12-22

Language: English

5 out of 5 stars 7 ratings
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Apocalypse Blockers

By: Simon Carr

Narrated by: Halim Dixon

Series: Apocalypse Blockers, Book 10

Length: 3 hrs and 58 mins

Release date: 14-01-22

Language: English

4 out of 5 stars 3 ratings
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One-Eyed Cy and the Army of the Toad People

By: Simon Carr

Narrated by: Mr Adam Brown

Series: One-Eyed Cy, Book 2

Length: 7 hrs and 26 mins

Release date: 03-12-23

Language: English

5 out of 5 stars 4 ratings
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Witchetty-Woo

By: Simon Carr

Narrated by: Geoffrey Boyes

Series: Apocalypse Blockers, Book 17

Length: 5 hrs and 47 mins

Release date: 20-09-22

Language: English

5 out of 5 stars 4 ratings
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One-Eyed Cy Wrath of Hades

By: Simon Carr

Narrated by: Lee Olson

Series: One-Eyed Cy, Book 3

Length: 8 hrs and 18 mins

Release date: 05-08-24

Language: English

5 out of 5 stars 1 rating
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The Documented Doings of Rick Toenail Space Sheriff and Princess Power

By: Simon Carr

Narrated by: James Lawrence

Series: Space and Stuff, Book 4

Length: 3 hrs and 30 mins

Release date: 23-09-21

Language: English

5 out of 5 stars 7 ratings
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One-Eyed Cy Gets Something to Do

One-Eyed Cy, Book 1

By: Simon carr

Narrated by: Lee Olson

Series: One-Eyed Cy, Book 1

Length: 8 hrs and 34 mins

Release date: 21-03-24

Language: English

5 out of 5 stars 1 rating
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Space & Stuff

Apocalypse Blockers

By: Simon Carr

Narrated by: Laura Roberts

Series: Space and Stuff, Book 1

Length: 4 hrs and 31 mins

Release date: 06-01-23

Language: English

4.5 out of 5 stars 3 ratings
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Galactic Wars Administration

By: Simon Carr

Narrated by: Rodrigo Pool

Length: 3 hrs and 14 mins

Release date: 29-10-21

Language: English

4.5 out of 5 stars 5 ratings
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