Simon carr
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Simon carr

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Simon carr is, well he is me, hello, I write utter nonsense and you are a disgrace for reading it, the hell is wrong with you? but since you are here we might as well revel in the soup of irrational absurdity together because it is_________somthing to do! I could tell you where I come from and where I live but how the hell do I know you are not some kind of psychopath!? I think any writer who has ever read Misery should just avoid that poison apple myself, all you need to know is I am English and support Blackburn Rovers (BLAST!) That does not mean I live in Blackburn; ok, I live in Blackburn but it's a big place, you will never find me, you weirdo! I like knitting, collecting empty beer cans, and slapping dead birds just to make sure, I hope for world peace and an end to climate change, gender representative jelly babies, and fat people to get skinny really easily using just a DVD.
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