If you wanna get smooched in 2024, chances are you've used a dating app and maybe, probably, had a terrible time. Annie and Emily discuss their experiences with swipe-based dating and the stats and sentiments around ditching them. Then, they workshop Emily's Bumble profile. Does this copywriter have rizz? Swipe right on this episode to find out! Jk, you can just press the play button.

Everyone knows that spending money on useless shit feels good, but deinfluencers are here to say that maybe we should stop that! Annie and Emily dive into the deinfluencing movement and the online products they've been influenced to buy—from snail slime skincare to TikTok probiotics that might give you enough serotonin to avoid shock therapy, they discuss which purchases are worth it and which ones were wastes of their advertising girl paychecks.

Annie and Emily talk about their online and real life therapy experiences—more accurately, Emily says way too much about the content of her sessions and Annie exposes that she mostly uses her journalism degree to help her friends stalk their situationships. From BetterHelp controversy to wild stories on r/TalkTherapy and what you should do if your therapist shows up at your work or wears Crocs, they get into all of the juicy HIPAA-violating deets!