If you wanna get smooched in 2024, chances are you've used a dating app and maybe, probably, had a terrible time. Annie and Emily discuss their experiences with swipe-based dating and the stats and sentiments around ditching them. Then, they workshop Emily's Bumble profile. Does this copywriter have rizz? Swipe right on this episode to find out! Jk, you can just press the play button.

Everyone knows that spending money on useless shit feels good, but deinfluencers are here to say that maybe we should stop that! Annie and Emily dive into the deinfluencing movement and the online products they've been influenced to buy—from snail slime skincare to TikTok probiotics that might give you enough serotonin to avoid shock therapy, they discuss which purchases are worth it and which ones were wastes of their advertising girl paychecks.

Annie and Emily talk about their online and real life therapy experiences—more accurately, Emily says way too much about the content of her sessions and Annie exposes that she mostly uses her journalism degree to help her friends stalk their situationships. From BetterHelp controversy to wild stories on r/TalkTherapy and what you should do if your therapist shows up at your work or wears Crocs, they get into all of the juicy HIPAA-violating deets!

Have you ever wanted to throw your favorite YouTubers into an arena and watch them fight to the death? Annie and Emily have (kidding, totally definitely kidding)! They discuss how iconic online creators from the 2010s would fare in everyone's favorite dystopian competition—from Jenna Marbles to Dan and Phil, come for the Games, stay for Emily saying gynecologist so, so incorrectly and making public enemies out of Rhett and Link.

From Webkinz to Poptropica, Annie and Emily unpack the whimsical yet very, very strange worlds of the online games they played growing up. They spill the tea on penguin relationships, unpack Dr. Quack's controversial mayoral campaign, and generally prove that maybe letting kids loose on the internet had a few weird consequences.

Annie and Emily are back and ready to passionately smooch some animatronics! They unpack the long-awaited, super good Five Nights at Freddy's movie starring bread boy Josh Hutcherson, discuss film adaptations, and play Smash or Pass with a fleet of eligible and murdery FNAF characters.

After months of global anticipation, Emily and Annie finally reveal their expert takes on who exactly the meanie is in the r/AITA posts they found. From ditching your wedding for an Applebee's to announcing that you're gay at a funeral, listen up for the definitive advice on what to do in every situation that life throws at you.

Annie and Emily talk about why ASMR is cool and weird, then make some (relaxing?) content of their own. Headphones are only recommended if you do not fear simulated federal crimes or scorpions.