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Once upon a time, six famous children's stories were magically reimagined...with hilarious results! Meet the sneaky Ninjabread Man, cheeky Little Rude Riding Hood, ground-shaking Cinder-Elephant, and clever Octo-Puss in Boots. Snow White has ditched her woodland cottage for a spaceship and seven robots...and the Three Little Narwhals are on the run from the Big Bad Shark! This wonderful compendium brings together riotously funny retellings of well-known tales by popular children's authors Chris Jevons, Samantha Newman, and Jo Franklin.

To: The Restless, The Insomniacs, The Stressed-out, The Overworked, The Doom-Scrollers, The Worried and The Bored: THIS IS FOR YOU Good writing is meant to make you think. This is the opposite. Short, funny, (unfortunately true) stories that have mostly to do with Nothing, to help you turn off your brain and turn on your REM. Because you're looking at your phone anyway.

"Brandi Jo Newman is an entrepreneur, financial expert, and Conservative activist. She owns Altus Retirement Strategies and co-founded REDLine Conservatives For Texas GPAC and leads San Antonio PowerWomen. She hosts "The Brandi Jo Show," an entertaining podcast focusing on current issues, interviewing experts on culture, crypto, freedom, and embracing the suck. The podcast can be listened to on Audible and Spotify. Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/brandijo/support