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BuyMort: Closing Time: How I Crashed the Multiversal Market
- Shopocalypse Saga, Book 6
- By: Damien Hanson, Joseph Phelps
- Narrated by: Wayne Mitchell
- Length: 17 hrs
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As the cosmos reels, the precarious balance of BuyMort is on the brink of collapse. The Sleem have fallen, leaving a power vacuum that echoes across the multiverse. New threats loom as the Church initiates a desperate crusade, not just for dominance but for survival. Facing them? Tyson Dawes, the Windowpuncher, Warlord of Nu-Earth, and CEO of Silken Sands. Meeting the relics of the Church with relics of his own, tricking, baiting, and battling the tremendous power of the Beholders, some say he has gone too far.
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BuyMort: Closing Time: How I Crashed the Multiversal Market
- Shopocalypse Saga, Book 6
- Narrated by: Wayne Mitchell
- Series: Shopocalypse Saga, Book 6
- Length: 17 hrs
- Release date: 19-11-24
- Language: English
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BuyMort: Smart Shopper: How I Became the Accidental Warlord of Arizona
- Shopocalypse Saga, Book 2
- By: Damien Hanson, Joseph Phelps
- Narrated by: Wayne Mitchell
- Length: 13 hrs and 17 mins
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After pacifying the old Earth underground military base and defeating the Sleem, Tyson Dawes and Silken Sands are flush with new items and morties. But the Dearth Conglomerate has been circling over them in Arizona, and they want his land. Which wouldn't be such a problem if the boss weren't such an incompetent and spoiled child.
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BuyMort: Smart Shopper: How I Became the Accidental Warlord of Arizona
- Shopocalypse Saga, Book 2
- Narrated by: Wayne Mitchell
- Series: Shopocalypse Saga, Book 2
- Length: 13 hrs and 17 mins
- Release date: 18-07-23
- Language: English
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BuyMort: Grand Opening: How I Became the Accidental Warlord of Arizona
- Shopocalypse Saga, Book 1
- By: Damien Hanson, Joseph Phelps
- Narrated by: Wayne Mitchell
- Length: 16 hrs and 5 mins
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After the arrival of the multiversal monopoly BuyMort, life got brutal. All systems were through BuyMort. All currency was through BuyMort. All sales were through BuyMort. You could resist, you could compete, but it didn’t really matter because in the end you used BuyMort—or you perished. BuyMort be praised. But not everyone’s happy with the new system. Some, even, want to see it destroyed. It’s quick. It’s convenient. And it will help people kill you and your family as readily as it will help them sell you knickknacks for a quick mortie.
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this just gets better
- By Texnik on 17-08-23
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BuyMort: Grand Opening: How I Became the Accidental Warlord of Arizona
- Shopocalypse Saga, Book 1
- Narrated by: Wayne Mitchell
- Series: Shopocalypse Saga, Book 1
- Length: 16 hrs and 5 mins
- Release date: 16-05-23
- Language: English
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BuyMort: Rise of the Window Puncher: How I Became the Accidental Warlord of Arizona
- Shopocalypse Saga, Book 3
- By: Damien Hanson, Joseph Phelps
- Narrated by: Wayne Mitchell
- Length: 14 hrs and 17 mins
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After unwittingly becoming the CEO of the growing Silken Sands Affiliate, Tyson finds himself in an increasingly dangerous Arizonan desert, the protector of a growing community of Nu-Earth humans faced with the very real possibility of total corporate annihilation. Dearth wants their land, and they will not take no for an answer. But behind Tyson stand a growing band of capable administrators and heroes, and a community of people who believe in him. He is their leader. They trust in him, even if he doesn't trust in himself.
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Excellent
- By Dave M on 02-12-23
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BuyMort: Rise of the Window Puncher: How I Became the Accidental Warlord of Arizona
- Shopocalypse Saga, Book 3
- Narrated by: Wayne Mitchell
- Series: Shopocalypse Saga, Book 3
- Length: 14 hrs and 17 mins
- Release date: 26-09-23
- Language: English
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BuyMort: 30,000 Leagues: How I Merged to Become Nu-Earth Affiliated
- Shopocalypse Saga, Book 4
- By: Damien Hanson, Joseph Phelps
- Narrated by: Wayne Mitchell
- Length: 15 hrs and 58 mins
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With Arizona united under the corporate auspices of Silken Sands, Dearth Local is in retreat—and Tyson has earned himself some nice R and R. Or so he thought. Now, just a month after Day 1, mysterious beasts are plaguing his land. A powerful armada tears through the sea. An angry Beholder threatens his workers. And a powerful tsunami has signaled the arrival of an even more powerful affiliate. A singular monster that assimilates its workers into the ever-growing hivemind that is its corporate structure, Kraken threatens not just to end Tyson and his fledgling affiliate.
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Stop with the weird snake porn already
- By Zak on 02-02-24
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BuyMort: 30,000 Leagues: How I Merged to Become Nu-Earth Affiliated
- Shopocalypse Saga, Book 4
- Narrated by: Wayne Mitchell
- Series: Shopocalypse Saga, Book 4
- Length: 15 hrs and 58 mins
- Release date: 16-01-24
- Language: English
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BuyMort: Bull Market Mayhem: How I Cornered the Multiversal Monopoly
- Shopocalypse Saga, Book 5
- By: Damien Hanson, Joseph Phelps
- Narrated by: Wayne Mitchell
- Length: 19 hrs and 8 mins
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Get ready for a hostile takeover of epic proportions. In BuyMort: Bull Market Mayhem, the end isn't nigh—it's been leveraged, securitized, and is ready to liquidate. Say your prayers and check your credit score because when the celestial ledger closes, you'll want to make sure your cosmic assets are diversified.
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Cracker of a series
- By sophb100 on 30-07-24
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BuyMort: Bull Market Mayhem: How I Cornered the Multiversal Monopoly
- Shopocalypse Saga, Book 5
- Narrated by: Wayne Mitchell
- Series: Shopocalypse Saga, Book 5
- Length: 19 hrs and 8 mins
- Release date: 09-04-24
- Language: English
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