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This hilarious joke book contains 100+ of the absolute best dirty, filthy, vulgar, politically incorrect, offensive, not safe for work jokes ever created! This book pokes fun at everyone and is very insensitive so if you are easily offended then this book is not for you. But if you can roll with the punches then this joke book will have you rolling on the floor laughing!

The author presents a second set of three short stories of fictional private detective Alexander Steele. The predominant setting for most of these stories is the city of Philadelphia and the surrounding area. This collection includes "The Deadly Gamble", "Death on the Delaware", and "The Deadly Trio".

Alexander Steele is a private detective turned night club owner in Philadelphia. Hoped to put the detective life behind him and move on with his longtime girlfriend, Steele's plans are derailed when a friend brings him an encrypted travel drive with info on a blackout that was created three months before the recent Canadian event.

Welcome to the famous Georgie and Armand’s place, an interdimensional hotel unlike any place you have ever seen before. Inside, you will find doorways to a thousand worlds, with all manner of beings interacting and going about their lives. The hotel is run by Georgie and Armand, shape-shifting dragons, life partners, and master mages of the highest order.

This is the story of how Georgie and Armand, the shape-shifting, master mage dragons who run an interdimensional hotel, met, fought, fell in love, and found themselves in an epic magic battle for the sake of all reality. It is a tale that stretches out across decades as the two meet, meet again, and then a third time, linking their destinies together, developing a unique relationship that will stand up to the test of time like no other. Their love story doesn’t just break the rules of romance, it recreates them.

Between choosing the world and finally getting around to taking the trip, something catastrophic took place. Now, Georgie and Armand must deal with a world recovering from near annihilation, being run by a controlling tyrant where the simple ideology of "kill or be killed" rules the day.

Georgie and Armand, the two shape-shifting dragon master mages, are on another vacation. As a world holds a planetwide celebration, the two dragons find themselves in a haunted area of town with a mystery to solve in the Georgie and Armand style.

Georgie and Armand, the master mage, shape shifting, gay dragons who run Georgie and Armand's place, are out for another vacation. This time they are visiting a world where the power of steam dominates and the competition to be the best master craftsman can get aggressive and dangerous.

The two gay dragon master mages, who run the interdimensional hotel Georgie and Armand's Place, take a vacation from their hotel duties and visit Cripple Creek, Colorado, for an undeniably weird Western with some interesting new characters.

The gay dragon, master mages, Georgie and Armand take another vacation from the Hotel and visit the futurist city of Bram’Cauly, only to find something is amiss in this seemingly perfect metropolis.

The interactive gaming world of Infinite Realms has become the biggest entertainment franchise ever. Their live action arena events, known as "broadcasts", dominate the television ratings and are making stars out of gamers. In Jasmine's first broadcast, she pulls off an incredible attack with a custom device she designed. Before she gets home that evening, she finds herself famous. Now, she has to deal with the fame and all that goes with it - the good, the bad, and the really uncomfortable.

My mind is a great place to visit, though not for the faint of heart and weak of spirit. My mind is where I live. It can be a scary place to be some days. Nevertheless, it is where I live. Come inside and take a look around. This is a work of fiction, a collection of my short stories, some of which I have been working on for years, others...not so much. I have finally managed to gather them all in this first volume. I hope you enjoy them as much as I enjoyed writing them.

On a hot, muggy night in Philly a couple was brutally murdered on an isolated rooftop. According to rumors the couple stashed a small fortune in gold that was never recovered. Twenty years later after new clues and another body surfaces Alexander Steele is hired to solve this cold case.